attention media WHORES. since the only thing that seems to hold your attention is a sex scandal, why don’t you try this one on for size:
Republican U.S. Senate nominee Jack Ryan’s ex-wife, TV actress Jeri Ryan, accused him of taking her to sex clubs in New York and Paris, where he tried to coerce her into having sex with him in front of strangers, according to records released Monday from the couple’s California divorce file.
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In her 2000 filing, Jeri Ryan alleged that after she and Jack Ryan left the first sex club they entered in New York, he asked her to go to another. She said he told her that he had gone out to dinner with her that night even though he didn’t want to and “the least I could do in return was go to the club he wanted me to go.”
She described the second place as “a bizarre club with cages, whips and other apparatus hanging from the ceiling.”
“Respondent wanted me to have sex with him there with another couple watching. I refused,” Jeri Ryan continued. “Respondent asked me to perform a sexual activity upon him and he specifically asked other people to watch. I was very upset.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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* thanks to attaturk for the news link
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June 22, 2004 at 1:39 pm
Trekkies everywhere are drooling.
And me too. A little.
Although I hope for her sake that he looks more like the Ben Affleck Jack Ryan than the Harrison Ford Jack Ryan. Not that Harrison’s ugly, but…..y’know.
June 22, 2004 at 9:43 pm
yes he does, but she’s still much too pretty to be with a slimy lookin’ guy like ryan. :^P
June 23, 2004 at 1:47 pm
To sum it up simply: blood lust.
June 23, 2004 at 10:01 pm
likwid: you think so? you may be right. i dunno. i imagine that covering something as simple as sexual perversion is easier than covering, say, policy. i think that has something to do with it as well.